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TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation biology, conservation genetics, endangered right whales, Endangered species, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic study, genetics, inbreeding, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, Population, research, species, study, whale conservation, WhaleCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

bedrock, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Discord, Dungeons, Eula, freshly, grind, Hide, Items, java, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, mobs, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, QUESTSDUNGEONS, RPG, Seek, Server, Sharpened, Swords, tombs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Overview

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff for fun.
Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

What kind of content can I expect on the server?

You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

Where can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, BBC, BBC bulls, black men, blocky, chastity device, cuck, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, Cum, fetish, gangbanged, interracial, Jase Clifford, love juices, Minecraft, Orgy, Server, sex position, sissy, snowball kissed, snowball kissing, Vincent The Cuck, Vincents, well-endowed

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Farms Harvested:	298	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

Crafting, CraftyCrafterMC, smp, Tables, test, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3365
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!