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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	6926
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	374
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Votes:	3355

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!