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NoFamilyDrama Minecraft Server

alcoholism, anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, domestic abuse, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, in-law relationships, Infidelity, intervention, Minecraft, NoFamilyDrama, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up for what’s right, support system, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a wild ride that includes secret affairs, drunken antics, and even a gun-wielding brother-in-law! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Forget about building blocks, on this server you’ll be building alliances and dodging family drama left and right. Will you choose to support the betrayed fiancée or the cheating brother-in-law? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious consequences!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion. Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game!

DaughterDramaCraft

arguments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, discipline, Distance, family dynamics, favoritism, homework, NANNY, parenting, parents, Professionalism, RESPONSIBILITY, School, special treatment, Teacher, work ethics

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	780
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for special treatment! Just like this first grade teacher, we make sure everyone plays by the rules – no exceptions!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where even the littlest players must fend for themselves. Forget about getting homework delivered to you in-game, you’ll have to work for those diamonds like everyone else!

But don’t worry, we promise plenty of drama and arguments to keep things interesting. Who needs special treatment when you can have a chaotic and hilarious time on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, Decision making, Futuristic Adventures, historical exploration, hypothetical scenarios, past vs future, temporal conundrum, temporal displacement, temporal escapades, temporal exploration, temporal paradoxes, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time travel choice, time travel debate, time travel dilemma, time travel ethics, time travel fantasy, time travel hypotheticals, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server lets you travel through time! That’s right, you can choose to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and ride a T-Rex or fast forward to a futuristic world where flying cars are the norm.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you traveling through time and space like never before. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So, what are you waiting for? Choose your time-travel destination and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky

big pharma, body image, body positivity movement, body shaming, chunky, Conspiracy Theory, Health (Industry), healthcare system, keepin, marketing tactics, medical industry, mental health, pharmaceutical companies, PharmaCraft, products, reliant, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, societal pressures, Unhealthy, weight stigma, wellness industry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, China, Chinese medicine, clinical studies, clinical trials, CraftyCancerCure, CSPC Pharma, drug development, drug trials, Healthcare, healthcare advancements, innovation, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA technology, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	152	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

Eat The Dirt

Adventure, building, Casual, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Exploration, Friendly, laid back, Lowkey, non-competitive, open world, Peaceful, Relaxing, Sandbox, simple-gameplay, small server, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Votes:	1387
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magic Items Found:	4441
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	857
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

51.161.86.175:25569

Redstone Realms

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Entertaining, epic builds, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Inspired, Minecraft, Passionate players, player-built creations, Prizes, PvP, Redstone Realms, skilled players, Survival, unique gameplay, vibrant, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

Features:

Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

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Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

chill grind layed back welcoming feature try vanilla cool plugins discord fun smp players IP server opened today love have brand, EIEIO, Farmtastic, Fun, Join, McDonald, smp, Today

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	3816
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TraphouseSMP
Description	BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
IP Address	traphousesmp.xyz
DISCORD	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
What can I do on the server?	You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

4 in the morning, age gap, childrens toys, early 40s, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Humorous, internet, Late, late night, Live Stream, Minecraft, Mio, Mios, night, ONLINE, playful, quirky, remember, Server, streaming, unexpected, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, Combo Gesture Expressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, Male model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Server, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!