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CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	1274	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8083	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	849
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	7894
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
New Chunks Explored:	179690	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PeptideCraft: Self-Healing Glass Server

biomimicry, Breakthrough, discovery, Engineering, Glass, innovation, material science, Materials, peptide, PeptideCraft, researchers, Rigid, Science, self assembly, Self Healing, self-regenerating, self-renewing, self-repair, SELFHEALING, Server, sustainable, Technology, Water

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where the glass builds and heals itself like magic! imagine building a house made of glass dat fixes itself when it breaks. it’s like havin a team of tiny glass fairies fixin all ur problems. come join da fun and witness da wonders of self-assembling glass! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but without all da responsibility. so come on, join now and be a part of dis glassy adventure!