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FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

“Youth, academic success, achievement gap, Adventures, Asians, Blacks, disparities, Diversity, dont, education, Epic, Fail, FailCraft, Failing.., Hispanics, INEQUALITY, international rankings, Join, laughs, meme, minority students, Performance, Pisa, SCHOOLs, Stereotypes, US education system, Whites

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	1030
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

album, artist, beats, browsing, collection, CREEPERS, DJS, Drop, endermen, Entertainment, genre, hobby, leisure, Music, music lover, music recommendations, music shopping, music store, Recommendations, record collection, record hunting, record store, shopping, shopping list, sick, Ultimate, Vinyl, VinylCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	9443
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

belief in yourself, challenge, Confidence, determination, growth mindset., inner strength, LolCraft, Loser, Losers, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, positive thinking, prove me wrong, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-validation, strength, success, WINNERS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

Abuse, cruise, Family Values, home, inherit, kick, kickin, Kids, madness, Minecraft, parents, pipo, Rent, retirement homes, Revenge, Sell, trip, Tropics, tyrone, vacation, yt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

adult content, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CraftyAnons, desire, Epic, Erotic, erotic literature, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, imagination, INTIMATE, Limit, lustful, Naughty, No. 73492410, Party, passionate, Provocative, romance, seductive, Sensual, sensual pleasure, Server, sexual, Steamy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

art exhibit, avatars, Ayylien Edition, building, concerts, creations, Currency, cyberpunk fair, Digging, ebento, equal10, Events, FaMESHed X, Galore, hair stores, in-game economy, McMineFace, Meetings, memes, minecrafty, mmo, Second Life General, SLURLs, Socialize, User-generated content, virtual world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to Ayylien Edition! This Minecraft server is like Second Life, but with a twist – you can trade in-game currency for real-life cash! That’s right, you can make bank while building your virtual empire.

Customize your avatar, sell your creations, and explore a vast world filled with aliens, unicorns, and talking potatoes. Attend virtual events like intergalactic concerts, alien screenings, and potato meetings. Don’t forget to engage in some (E)RP with your fellow players – the possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the madness of Ayylien Edition. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret alien society or uncover a hidden potato treasure. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the virtual universe, Ayylien out!

PerfMinecraft: Where even the pixels are flawless

designer clothing, dressing up, fashion, fashion goals, fashion trends, fashionista, FLAWLESS, high fashion, Hugo Boss, Menswear, outfit inspiration, PerfMinecraft, pixels, s Oliver, socks, stealing looks, Style, suit jacket, suit pants, trendy, underwear, Wardrobe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and steal the looks of the most stylish players around! We’ve got Hugo Boss shirts, s Oliver ultimate suit jackets, and even red Hugo socks/undies for that extra flair. And if you’re wondering how high our fashion game is, let’s just say we’re on cloud 9 (literally, we built a fashion runway up there). Don’t be a fashion disaster, join our server and slay in style!

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, building, Crafty, creeper, CREW, discrimination, Good, Griefing, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hurtful behavior, hurtful beliefs, hurtful language, hurtful stereotypes, ignorance, intolerance, offensive language, prejudice, racism, VIBES

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!