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Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

Anime, best eyes, cute, digital avatar, eye color, eye contact, eye makeup, eye shape, EYES, fan favorite, Gaming, holoEN, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, Server, Streaming Community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual appeal, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	828173
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

anxiety, behavioral therapy, erp, exposure and response prevention, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, ocd recovery, OCD support, OCD therapy, ocd treatment, OCDFree, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

Galactic Network

LifeSteal, PvP, survival minigames factions creative roleplay skyblock economy pvp towny prison parkour modded adventure hardcore quests pixelmon vanilla whitelist factions discord

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	4519	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome! So we tried to make it most lower ping server if you want you can invite your friends too and play with them and we try our best to make this server best and lagg free and in future we will add more things in our server so for more updates join our dc server. Thanks you

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MinedHype: Where even the creepers are excited for the Long-Term Griefer Prevention and Player Stats!

Build Gallery., Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Excited, griefer, Longterm, MinedHype, player, Player Statistics, Prevention, Public, Shop, smp, Stats, Survival, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

1. What type of server is MinedHype?

MinedHype is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 5 years of history. It is a mostly vanilla server with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin.

2. How many unique players have ever joined the server?

Over 16,200+ unique players have joined MinedHype since it started in Minecraft 1.14.

3. Are both Bedrock and Java players able to play on the server?

Yes, MinedHype supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, allowing players from both versions to join and play together.

4. Is there a world border or a set spawn point on the server?

There is no set world border or spawn point on MinedHype. Players are randomly spread out all over the world. You can use /rtp to randomly teleport within 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

LoveStruckMC Server

beloved character, digital crush, dream girl, fantasy crush., favorite character, female avatar, female character, female hero, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female video game character, Fictional crush., gaming character, girl gamer, love interest, LoveStruckMC, Server, strong female character, video game character, video game crush, Vidya character, virtual crush

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden feature that allows you to marry your favorite video game character (female) and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Imagine building a cozy little house for you and your virtual waifu, going on epic adventures together, and even starting a family of blocky babies. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a digital romance that will never let you down?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that can talk and gives out hilarious one-liners as you slay mobs. Plus, every Friday night, we host a dance party at the Nether disco club where you can show off your best emotes and dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with the vidya character of your dreams!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1616
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2628	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!