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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3898 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.