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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3472 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
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