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BagGuardBlockerMC

Airport, airport etiquette, aita, baggage security, BagGuardBlockerMC, bathroom, boarding, frequent traveler, INCONVENIENCE, luggage, Munich airport, refusing, Safety, SECURITY, Shops, solo traveler, stranger danger, stranger’s bag, travel etiquette, watch, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of being asked to watch strangers’ bags at the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never deal with that awkward situation again! We promise no one will ever ask you to watch their virtual luggage while they go to the virtual bathroom.

Our server is so secure, you won’t even have to worry about imaginary worst-case scenarios. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone asks you to watch their virtual bag, a magical unicorn will appear and take care of it for you.

So come join us and leave the baggage watching to someone else – literally!

ObsessedCraft Minecraft Server

compulsive behavior, compulsive thoughts, excessive thoughts, hypersexuality, mental health, Minecraft, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, obsessive thoughts, psychological disorder, Server, sex, Sexual Addiction, sexual behavior, sexual behavior disorder, sexual fixation, sexual obsession, sexual preoccupation, signs of obsession, signs of obsession with sex, unhealthy fixation, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most sex-obsessed server out there! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, engage in steamy roleplay with other players, and participate in our annual “Hot and Heavy” building competition where the most erotic creation wins a prize! So come on, let your inner freak flag fly and join us on our sexy Minecraft adventure!

PixelatedGrind

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind of a 9 to 5 job? Do you dream of a world where you can escape the monotony and live a life of adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs all while avoiding the dreaded office cubicle. Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane challenges, and endless possibilities for fun and mischief.

So if you’re ready to trade in your boring job for a life of endless adventure, join us on our server today! Who needs a paycheck when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Let the craziness begin!

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, avoids prison, court decision, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Golders Green, Jewish community, Justice, knife attacker, Kosher, KosherCraft, Legal System, London, Minecraft, prosecution, Public Safety, sentencing, Server, supermarket, uk, violence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1587	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

30s, age, aging, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, Elderly, Gut, gut health, Gut microbial age, health, Heart Disease, inflammation, Medical research, metabolically unhealthy, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mod, Nature Medicine, older people, research, risk factors, scientific study, Unhealthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Star Shards Collected:	285
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	576
Ores Mined:	7544	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

best experience, cars, CubeMC, Explore, gaming project, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, passionate, Playing, RailCraft, Servers, Shamanov server, TEAM, weapons, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

CraftyIndieMC, general, independent developers, independent games, indie community, indie culture, indie developers, indie discussion, indie enthusiasts, indie games, indie gaming, indie news, indie players, indie recommendations, indie releases, indie resources, indie scene, indie spotlight, indie support, indies, Server, Wachifurra

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4138	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!