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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2694 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3294 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4874 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?
Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?
And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?
So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?
