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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, the admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, like what even is that luck? And the mods are like unicorns that poop rainbows and grant wishes, it’s insane!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.
Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
