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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1954 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?