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Wose On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Votes:	8491	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of evil chickens trying to take over the server, or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep who gives out valuable loot in exchange for belly rubs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have dancing mobs and talking sheep, am I right?

Lonely Hug Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like the only player in the world with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hugs are not only encouraged, they’re mandatory! Our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll never feel lonely again. So come join us and let us warm your cold heart with all the virtual hugs you could ever need!

Equal Male And Female Minecraft SMP Skin Color

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	700434	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. Don’t worry, they just want to show you their secret dance moves! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Our server is home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like rescuing a group of villagers from a horde of evil llamas or finding the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicornia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game!

Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crops Grown:	1919
Farms Harvested:	917	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

Crafty Ass Roll Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ores Mined:	3517	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	10	Emeralds Found:	4610

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

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BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Votes:	8164

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!