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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	23

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9451	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Star Shards Collected:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	3498
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮