laurel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Fictional SMP Minecraft SMP

20th Century FOX, America, Argument, Bro, CANCELLED, Climatic, Fiction, fictional, final act, ghosted, Hardy, heart attack, laurel, loved, Minecraft, Movie, Negotiating, pure fiction, smp, Tour, tour cancellation, wrong wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	8393	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is pure fiction! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing till you cry.

Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	4881
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2906	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Adults, Armor statues, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Craft, cream, Datapacks, Dragon.., ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Good, Ice, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Roaring, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Time, Today, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6271	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1535
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	4368	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

PeeBreakMC Server

aita, basement bathroom, bat shit, bathroom routine, Boundaries, brat behavior, Communication, hate, insane behavior, Knocking, love, MARRIED, PeeBreakMC, personal space, pooping, privacy, relationship, Server, shower, upstairs bathroom, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	131
Farms Harvested:	758	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	9608	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!