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StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

being followed, BFF, Edition, friendship, Help, Safety, StalkedCraft, stranger alert, stranger awareness, stranger danger, stranger danger awareness, stranger danger response, stranger danger situation, stranger danger warning, stranger encounter, stranger encounter response, stranger interaction, stranger request, stranger safety, stranger situation, stranger warning, suspicious behavior, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3834	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

HezCraftRiotsIndya

activism, Conflict, death, demonstrations, Government, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, HezCraftRiotsIndya, India, leader, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Régime, resistance, solidarity, South Asia, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8646	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	6054

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

LifeLessonsMC SMP

Experience, life advice, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life understanding, life wisdom, LifeLessonsMC, personal growth, self reflection, smp, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PetCraftMemories

Animals, Bonding, cherished memories, Companionship, favourite memory, four-legged companions, furry friends, Happiness, heartwarming recollections, joy, love, Nostalgia, past, pet, PetCraftMemories, Pets, PRESENT, Reminiscing, special moments, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember that time when your pet pig learned how to do backflips and started a circus in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, all pets have the ability to learn crazy tricks and become the ultimate entertainers! Join us and watch as your pet parrot becomes a stand-up comedian or your pet llama starts breakdancing like a pro. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a pet that puts on a show for you 24/7? Come join the fun and create unforgettable memories with your virtual furry friends!

SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

air strikes, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combatants, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, radicalization, Server, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, U.S. airstrikes, united states, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	9725
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

UkrainianDroneFireworks

Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, intelligence, international relations, Military, Moscow, Officials, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneFireworks, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7714

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

alzheimer’s, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, Diversity, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh fruit, Fruit, gut health, Gut microbes, gut-brain axis, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, MANSION, mental health, Microbe, microbiota, nutrition, Prevention, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!