🍆💦launch inquiries Minecraft Servers

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1558
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1303	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1989	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Sensational launch inquiries Minecraft Servers

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MayhemCraftUK

Stats November 22, 2024

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

Stats November 22, 2024

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

Stats November 22, 2024

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Stats November 22, 2024

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	295	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	8080	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Potions Brewed:	148
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2