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MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemCraft, peace negotiations, Poland, political tensions, Proposal, regional stability, Russian missiles, security measures, shoot down, Sikorski, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

lol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!

FakeCraft ConformityLand

Authenticity, being yourself, conforming, ConformityLand, emotional intelligence, Fake, FakeCraft, likable, people skills, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	229008
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES!

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).

Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

+18, 18plus, 18server, 18yearsold, Adultserver, AUGUST, bugs, Community, Discord, Enhancedvanilla, Events, Experienced Gamers Guild, Gamers, guild, home, Minecraft, Operational, play test, Players, September, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.

The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!

Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.

173.19.187.187

Block Lovers Obsessed Server – Age Restricted

active community, age, Application Process, BLOCK, Community, D&D sessions, Diamond Economy, Dynamap, Events, Features, games, greifers, Helpful Staff, Lovers, Mature Playerbase, Minecraft, Minimal Lag, obsessed, Players, RAM, Restricted, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Staff, stardew valley, Uptime, Xrayers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Votes:	4340
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Description
One Block Server	Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players
SMP	Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy
Flatworld Creative	Creative server with a flat world for building projects
Secret Life	Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences
Minigames	Various minigames available for players to participate in

Join our Discord and Apply to Play!

Discord: kij5

Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8

Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous

Features of our Server

Active Community
Shopping District & Diamond Economy
64gb Ram for SMP
Dynamap for all Servers
Application Process for safety
24/7 Uptime with Minimal Lag
Mature Playerbase
Regular and fun events
Active and helpful staff
A welcoming environment

Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.

Game Over Minecraft Server

break up, Breakup, Closure, closure tag, COMPLETE, done, end tag, End.., FINAL, finality, finished, finished tag, fucking, Game, Goodbye, Heartache, it’s over, long tail, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

Blockchain, blockchain technology, central, centralized, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ETH, ethereum, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud prevention, internet money, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, Server, smart contracts, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2610
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	2482	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old decentralized currencies? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept ETH as payment because we believe it’s a centralized scam! But don’t worry, we’ve built a virtual vault to keep all your ETH safe from the evil centralized overlords. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough ETH on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the ETH scammers in an epic boss fight! Join now and show those scammers who’s boss!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, adaptation, adjustments, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, habits, idiosyncrasies, living together, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, personal space, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, relationship, Server, Significant Other, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of your significant other leaving their dirty socks all over the house? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only socks you have to worry about are the ones you craft for your character!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (okay, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake (just don’t let the creepers find out).

So why wait? Leave your significant other and their dirty socks behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to get your partner to put the toilet seat down.

NightmareCraft

2 AM, 2 PM, anxiety, clock, Daily Life, Darkness, Day, early morning, eerie, fear, Frightening, insomnia, late night, midnight, night, NightmareCraft, ordinary, Routine, Sleep, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crops Grown:	2084
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! At 2 PM, you’ll be building cute little houses and farming crops like a regular Minecraft player. But once the clock strikes 2 AM, the server transforms into a haunted land filled with creepy mobs and jump scares at every corner. Can you survive the night and uncover the secrets of this mysterious server? Join us if you dare!

Moths2Flames: Campfire Chaos

bright light, Campfire, camping, camping experience, Chaos, Curiosity, danger, fire pit, fire safety, Flame, flame attraction, insect behavior, insect survival, insects, light attraction, moth behavior, moths, Moths2Flames, natural behavior, nocturnal creatures, outdoor activities, survival instinct, wildlife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	898642
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

join our server and you too can experience the thrill of moth-like attraction to the fiery pits of minecraft! we promise you won’t actually catch on fire like those silly moths, but you will catch on to the addictive gameplay and endless possibilities of our server!

imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

LionBroSwimQuest

African river, channel, Competition, crocodiles, documented, Duo, Females, fierce, Find, hippos, Journey, lion brothers, LionBroSwimQuest, lionesses, mounted, park, predator-infested, record-breaking swim, risky journey, study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Votes:	2715	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our minecraft server where you can be as brave as those lion brothers crossing a river full of hippos and crocodiles. we have lionesses waiting for you on the other side, ready to be wooed by your minecraft skills. the competition is fierce but you can show them who’s boss in our epic virtual savannah. swim across rivers, dodge predators, and find love in the most unexpected places. join now and embark on a journey like no other, just like those daring lion brothers.