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RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	210	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	78

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	5950	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	445
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	New Chunks Explored:	648020
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!