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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 815 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!
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