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OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server white-listed?	Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
Are there any restrictions on PVP?	No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
Can players of all skill levels join?	Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

Aqours 4th Solo Concert, Autumn gacha, blocky, Card Database, Cerise Bouquet, dead game offline, Dollchesta, Edition, Eternal Hours, Genjitsu no Yohane, Infodump., Live, LLLL gameplay guides, llsifg, love, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Minecraft, Mira-Cra Park, Nijigaku Monthly Songs, Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, private server guides, School Idol Musical, Server, Shiriko, Shiriko BD Edition, SIF2 databases, Superstar S3, teambuilder, TOKIMEKI Roadmap

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Autumn gacha is hotter than a lava pit and Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club is taking over like a creeper explosion! Join us on our TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch on April 24th, because who needs diamonds when you have idol power?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single on October 2nd and get ready for Superstar S3 to begin airing on October 6th. Trust us, the OP and ED singles on October 23rd will have you mining for more. And don’t even get us started on the Superstar S3 insert single 1 on November 13th – it’s like finding a diamond in a cave!

Feeling theatrical? Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie releases in Japanese theaters on November 29th, and it’s more epic than a dragon battle. Plus, the Cerise Bouquet + Dollchesta + Mira-Cra Park! 2nd unit split single on December 4th will have you crafting new dance moves.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Nijigasaki Final Chapter part 1 OST drops on December 4th, followed by the Superstar S3 insert single 2 on December 11th. It’s a rollercoaster of music and madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of idol adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the Aqours Final Live announcement – it’s going to be bigger than a mansion build!

Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

Admit, bad matches, Becky Lynch, Bitch, charlotte flair, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Raquel Gonzalez, smarks, smp, SUCKS, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling criticism, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling feud, Wrestling Matches, wrestling opinions, wwe, Zoey Starks

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Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

BdayPresentsGone, birthday meltdowns, birthday presents, childhood entitlement, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, discipline, disrespectful behavior., entitled behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, gift giving, iPhone envy, lack of appreciation, materialism, noregrets, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, spoiled child, teenage attitude, ungrateful child

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood horror, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, early experiences, film-induced fear, lasting fears, lasting impressions, long-term effects, movie phobias, movie scarring, movie trauma, movie-induced fears, movie-induced nightmares, movie-induced phobias, movie-induced trauma, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

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Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

WeirdCraftLand

bizarre names, curious names, eccentric names, extraordinary names, funny names, long tail names, odd names, offbeat names, one of a kind names, out-of-the-ordinary names, outlandish names, peculiar names, quirky names, rare names, strange names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, wacky names, weird names, WeirdCraftLand

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fight, ground operation, HeckinHezbollah, hezbollah, idf, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, militants, Military, Operation, respite, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terror operatives, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

attractiveness, beauty standards, body shaming, bullying, Completely, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nowadays, objectification, online harassment, self esteem, Server, social norms, socially, societal expectations, societal pressure, toxic behavior, Women

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Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7967
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

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WeirdCraftLand

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CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

Stats November 22, 2024

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Features:

FAQ:

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	963724
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Towns Built:	7

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3