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  • VidyaBoysCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VidyaBoysCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3579
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of “vidya boys” who are always down for a good time. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? We got you covered. Want to have a dance party in the Nether? We’re already there, grooving to the beat of the ghasts’ screams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of vidya boys!

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  • MysteryCraft Server #42 – She’s Here! OMG Edition

    MysteryCraft Server #42 – She’s Here! OMG Edition
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 376422 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

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    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most mind-blowing server you’ve ever seen! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride through OpenMystery, the open-source PC port of Hgwarts Mstery made in Unity!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have complete control of the engine, so we can remove all those annoying mobile mechanics that drive you crazy! Plus, we’re constantly updating with bug fixes and improvements, so you’ll never get bored.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server can play the main quest, tlsqs, sqs, quidditch, creature quests, dates, and so much more. And if that’s not enough, we support mods! That’s right, you can mod the game to your heart’s content and make it even more insane.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and immerse yourself in the world of OpenMystery. Who knows, you might even find yourself simp-ing for your favorite witchfu! And don’t forget to check out our fanart and fanfiction sections for even more laughs and entertainment. See you there!

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  • Bambubai: Where even the creepers wear bamboo armor and break into Bollywood dance numbers

    Bambubai: Where even the creepers wear bamboo armor and break into Bollywood dance numbers
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 5322
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mines Excavated: 3966
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 261761
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

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    BambubaiSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ac-origins-isu-armor/">Minecraft Server</a>

    BambubaiSMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to BambubaiSMP, a Bedrock Server where your next great adventure awaits!

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    No Hacking Maintain a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    No Griefing Respect others’ creations and efforts.
    No Killing at Spawn Ensure the spawn area remains safe for all players.
    No Racism or Discrimination Treat everyone equally and with respect.
    No 18+ Content Keep the environment family-friendly.
    Respect All Players Treat everyone with kindness and respect.
    No Spamming Avoid flooding the chat with repetitive messages.
    No Advertising Do not promote other servers or services.
    No Exploiting Bugs Report any bugs or exploits to the admins.
    Follow Admin Instructions Admins are here to help and maintain order.

    Join Our Community: To stay updated and connect with fellow players, we highly recommend joining our Discord server.

    Your presence would be greatly appreciated, and we look forward to seeing you in-game!

    Best regards, Steleton

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Only approved mods by the server admins are allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.

    Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting an admin either in-game or through Discord.

    Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

    A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.

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  • ShineCraft Minecraft Server

    ShineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1030
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Potions Brewed: 175
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be during the most fabulous month of the year – GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday of LICKING OLDER MENS UNWASHED ASSHAIRS INTO YOUR GULLET! That’s right, it’s HAPPY-DAPPY FAGDAYS!

    Join us for a non-stop party filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and unicorns riding pigs. Explore our world where the sun always shines, and the grass is always greener on the gay side. Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbows and unicorn tears, or team up with other players to create a giant statue of a fabulous drag queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins during GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday will receive a special gift – a magical wand that shoots out sparkles and rainbows! Use it to spread joy and happiness wherever you go, or to turn your enemies into fabulous fashionistas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday festivities begin! Let’s make this month the gayest, most fabulous one yet! Happy Dappy Fagdays, everyone!

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  • GuessCraft Minecraft Server

    GuessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3259
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 308026 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Towns Built: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, build a house out of diamond blocks just because you can, and battle a horde of angry chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • ProjectServer

    ProjectServer
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2237
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    **Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft Anarchy Server!**

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server that offers you the greatest possible freedom while still allowing you to enjoy a fair and exciting gaming environment? Then you’ve come to the right place!

    **Server IP: ** 37.187.250.193:25598

    **What’s waiting for you:**– **Pure freedom**: Experience the ultimate anarchy experience. Build, destroy, fight and explore as you please.– **No restrictions**: Apart from hacks and cheats, which are strictly prohibited, there are hardly any rules. Enjoy a gaming experience without annoying restrictions.– **Team play**: Form teams of up to 5 players to expand your power and dominate your opponents. Of course, playing in a team is not a must – the choice is entirely yours!– **Community Engagement**: We encourage each team to have at least one player who regularly shares updates and adventures on social networks. This keeps our community active and vibrant!

    **Server-Highlights:**– **Stable server performance**: Enjoy a smooth gaming experience without lags and crashes.– **Exciting PvP battles**: Fight against other players in intense and fair duels.– **Epic Structures**: Create impressive structures and let your creativity run wild.– **Active & friendly community**: Our players are committed and helpful. Join our Discord server to chat and find new friends.

    **Become part of our community and show your skills!**Whether you roam the world alone as a lone wolf or play as part of a powerful team – on our Anarchy server the possibilities are endless.

    **Server IP: ** 37.187.250.193:25598

    **Compatibility**: Our server is accessible from Minecraft Java version 1.9 to 1.21, so you can play with the version you like best.

    **Follow us on our social networks:**– **[Discord](discord.gg/hh8js22Szq)**– **[YouTube](youtube.com/mctv3001)**– **[Twitch](twitch.tv/minecraft_tv_3001)**– **[TikTok](tiktok.com/mctv3001)**

    **Our dedicated server team**Our server team is always active and committed to ensuring that every player has a great experience. We take care of server maintenance, organize events and are always available to help with any questions or problems. With our experienced and friendly team at your side, help is never far away.

    Join us and experience true freedom in Minecraft. Connect today and be part of the chaos!

    **Dein Anarchy Server Team**

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  • Turtle’s Apocalypse: Creative Chaos Edition 1.20 – Watch out for flying blocks! Ages 18+

    Turtle’s Apocalypse: Creative Chaos Edition 1.20 – Watch out for flying blocks! Ages 18+
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

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    Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Turtle’s Crossing
    Server Type Creative
    World Generation 1.20 Large Biomes

    We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join Turtle’s Crossing.
    Are there any building restrictions? No, builders are free to create whatever they like without restrictions.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is not tolerated on Turtle’s Crossing and will result in a ban.
    How can I become a member of the community? Simply join the server and start building! Interact with other players and participate in community events.

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  • Minecraft server: HonkaiCraft StarRail

    Minecraft server: HonkaiCraft StarRail
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4012
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchantments Applied: 194
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for an epic adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or build a castle made entirely out of diamonds. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can test your skills and win amazing prizes. And don’t forget about our unique characters like Firefly, who can unleash fiery destruction like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, blockheads!

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  • SodiumNitrateCraft Minecraft Server

    SodiumNitrateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6414
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 6306 Potions Brewed: 171
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as sodium nitrate? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be hanging on the edge of your seat (literally) as you try to gather this rare resource. And hey, if you’re feeling a bit down, why not use the SN to add a little extra bang to your exit strategy? Just kidding, please don’t do that. But seriously, join our server for some explosive fun and crazy adventures!

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  • NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

    NoobTechBan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 281
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

    On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

    So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

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