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CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	236
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	9559
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6669	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8513	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

BlockyBetrayal

#revelation, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, discovery, eye-opening, facade, false pretenses, hidden motives, realization, relationships, shock, Trust, Truth, Uncovering, unexpected

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	550021
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	6586

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server, only to realize that your fellow players are actually creepers in disguise? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and uncover the shocking truth about your fellow players – maybe that friendly villager is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon, or perhaps that pesky skeleton is just misunderstood and really just wants to be friends!

Embark on epic quests, uncover hidden secrets, and forge alliances with unlikely allies as you navigate the treacherous world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover that the person you thought was your best friend is actually a master builder who’s been secretly sabotaging your creations all along!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard

Acquisition, global trade, Hanwha, Hanwha acquisition, Hanwha investment, international acquisition, Korean business, Korean business expansion, korean economy, Korean expansion, Korean investment, Korean investment in U.S., Korean shipbuilder, Korean shipbuilding industry, maritime industry, Philly Shipyard, Philly Shipyard acquisition, PhillyCraft, shipbuilding industry, Shipyard, U.S. manufacturing, U.S. shipbuilding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	122
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!