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Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	729
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	2802	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	1820
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	6432	Farms Harvested:	695
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	8112	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!