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HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	4736
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

dimensionsteal.net

Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.