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1. Our server is literally made out of diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Every block is a sparkling diamond waiting for you to mine it and become the richest player in the game.

2. The mobs in RubyKana are not your average Minecraft mobs. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

3. Want to build a house? Forget about boring old dirt and wood. In RubyKana, you can build your house out of candy canes and rainbow blocks. Who wouldn’t want to live in a sugar-coated paradise?

4. The PvP battles on RubyKana are legendary. We have players who can summon dragons to fight for them and witches who can turn their enemies into adorable kittens. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join RubyKana today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server of all time. Just remember – RubyKana is the plot. Nothing else matters.