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Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
New Chunks Explored:	881997	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	5063

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9099	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.