Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!
Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!
| Minecraft Server | Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP |
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| Community Size | Small |
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| Current Event | Gladiatorial combat on June 1st |
| Website | https://mystmoor.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV |
| https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/ |
Unfortunately, the server is whitelisted and open only to approved members who share a passion for vanilla gameplay.
No, Mystmoor is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla experience and does not allow any extra mods or plugins.
Simply log on to the server on June 1st and follow the instructions provided by the staff. Gear will be provided for participants.
While there are no strict age restrictions, we expect all members to behave maturely and follow the server rules.
You can contact a staff member through Discord or in-game to report any instances of cheating or griefing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this mythical hero!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a petting zoo filled with friendly wolves, adorable pandas, and a llama that spits diamonds (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Kingdoms-based |
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| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Community Size | Small |
| Features | Semi-Vanilla SMP, War and Politics, Weekly Events |
Discord – https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT
To join the Onyx Isle server, you will need to join our Discord and request to be whitelisted.
Our server rules are outlined in the Discord server, but generally include no griefing, respect for other players, and following kingdom guidelines.
Yes, we host weekly events within our communities for players to participate in and enjoy.
Absolutely! Players are free to create their own civilizations, engage in wars, and negotiate peace treaties within the kingdom system.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who knows all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for virtual interviews where you answer questions on video and send it to us – because who needs face-to-face interviews anyway?
But wait, there’s more! Come in for not one, not two, but THREE interviews before we maybe start you in a month if we need you. It’s like a game of job market musical chairs, but with more stress and less fun.
And if that’s not enough, we’ll hire you after a background and drug test that you’ll definitely pass because you’re a model citizen. Then we’ll ghost you for a few months before asking if you’re still interested in starting. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with less screaming and more confusion.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a virtual world where the rules are made up and the job offers don’t matter. It’s a job market adventure like no other!
Mini Anarchy is Minigames like SkyWars, BedWars and more coming soon
BUT the different thing about this Server is HACKS ARE ALLOW (no flying)
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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.
But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The Serpent.Ro community was born on 08.02.2021. Our goal is to offer the community of Romanian players the most unique and well-crafted gameplay on the servers we own.
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