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Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

#474300792, #BuildPlanner, #CharacterPlanners, #EldenRingGeneral, #GroupPassword, #LatestPatches, #MainInformationDocument, #PreviousGrace, #Ryadition, #TheLandsBetween, Crafty, Elden, eldenring, Fans, InteractiveMap, Mapgenie, Minecraft, News, patchnotes, Ring, Server, Souls, spreadsheets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	7825	Void Gems Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	890	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	232	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Votes:	1089
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2347	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Farms Harvested:	495
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4434
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4098	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.