AssholeCraft2024

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5631	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Deez Vultures Raiding People in a Funny way: Pranks & Fails

#CashPrize, activeplayers, Auctionhouse, ClassicServers, Community, deez, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fails, funny, Gaming, MapReset, Minecraft, Nop2w, ObbyBreaker, people, pranks, PvP, Raiding, RankUpgrades, semi anarchy, Silkspawners, Timebasedranks, TopFaction, Votecrates, Vultures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/mad-banquet/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Play.DVRaids.Win
Description	We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks.
Rank Progression	Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come)

Features

1.20.1+ Compatible
AuctionHouse
SilkSpawners
ObbyBreaker
VoteCrates (No p2w gambling crates)
More

At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).

Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.

Come by and give it a try!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+?	Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks?	No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server.
Is there a cash prize for the top faction?	Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction.
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server?	Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members.

-Dee

Crafty North America Minecraft Server

adult content, America, arousal, Canada, Climax, Crafty, Cum, desire, Erotic, explicit content, FANTASY, forbidden fruits, INTIMATE, late night edition, mexico, Minecraft, Naughty, north, North America, passionate, Pleasure, Sensual, Server, sexual content, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a caffeine-infused energy drink for your gaming experience! Join us for late-night shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what time it is.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offered to be their personal bodyguard. The chicken, who we lovingly named Sir Clucks-a-Lot, followed the player around and protected them from any danger. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a field full of sheep grooving to the beat of the music, with fireworks exploding in the sky above. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky characters and wild events you’ll encounter next? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again!

SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

Bryan Danielson, Bryan’s career, Bryans, career, career ending, dramatic, dramatic exit, emotional, Entertainment, Finale, gtends, guitar, guitar attack, guitar shot, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Retirement, scripted, Shocking.., smp, SMPBryanSlayer, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, unexpected, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MotherInLawGriefGone

Boundaries, career, children, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Father, financial trouble, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Loss, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGriefGone, Obligations, Prioritizing, Relocation, sentimental attachment, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience the ultimate family feud showdown!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your virtual husband and father-in-law. Your husband wants to stay with his dad to support him after the tragic loss of his mom, while you’re trying to convince him to come back home to prioritize your family. Who will he choose? Will your virtual kids be torn between their two virtual dads? The drama is real, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Help your father-in-law navigate through financial troubles, emotional dependency, and stubbornness all while building the Minecraft house of his dreams. Will he finally agree to move in with you or will he cling to his sacred space forever? The suspense is killing us!

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, tough decisions, and virtual family bonding like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyJailTime30

30 Years, arrest, authoritarianism, Calls, Corruption, CraftyJailTime30, Dictatorship, González, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, machado, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, Régime, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

Calm, Cozy, Development, Discord, EndlessWorld, Enjoy, Minecraft, Relax, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, vk

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	983
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	892	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

Grasshopper SMP: Where Grass Actually Hops! 🌱🦗

Community-Curated Modpack., Curseforge, Donations, Economy restrictions, Enhancements, fabric mods, GRASS, Grasshopper, Griefing, Hops, inclusive environment, locked chests, Minecraft, modpacks, Player Base, Ranks, rp, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay, Vanilla-like feel, Voting, world border

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Grasshopper SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Links
Server IP	grasshopper.mcserv.fun
Discord	discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV
Modpack	Grasshopper SMP Pack

Overview:

Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!

What Makes Grasshopper SMP Special:

Community-Curated Modpack: Regularly updated based on community suggestions.
Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay: Uses Fabric mods for enhancements while maintaining a vanilla-like feel.
Welcoming Community: Passionate about creating a fun and inclusive environment.
Freedom to Play Your Way: No locked chests, economy restrictions, world border, donations, voting, or ranks!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?

A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.

EndGoal Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because on our server, the end goal is to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted the power to control all the llamas in the game and ride them into battle against the evil mobs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for being the ultimate chicken knight!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on wild adventures, crazy challenges, and ridiculous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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