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Block Lagoon: Where You’re the Protagonist!

action, Adventure, Anime, Black lagoon, BLOCK, comedy, crime, dark fantasy, dark humor, Guns, isekai, japanese, lagoon, late to the joke, Manga, Mercenaries, Otaku, Parody, pop culture, Protagonist, satire, underworld, violence, Youre

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to Black Lagoon, the Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure – forget about getting hit by a truck or falling into a portal, just log in and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

Why should you join Black Lagoon, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on Black Lagoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join Black Lagoon today and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	3186	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	53

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6126
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3921
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ores Mined:	1515	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	2217
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7528	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ores Mined:	7817	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Votes:	4200
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1344	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥