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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7336 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!