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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3095 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8868 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!