Late 90s MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Late 90’s Kino Minecraft SMP

smp, Nostalgia, 90s, Film history, film

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that late 90’s kino vibe? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a time machine back to the days of dial-up internet and Tamagotchis!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual Blockbuster Video store, complete with VHS rentals and a popcorn machine! Fight off creepers with your trusty slap bracelet sword and ride around on a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Man, a mysterious figure who roams the land handing out cheeseburgers to hungry players. Rumor has it that if you find all seven cheeseburgers, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft form! Just be sure to bring your scrunchies and neon windbreakers for maximum nostalgia.

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GnomesCraft: Where Gnomes Rule and Diamonds Drool

strange beliefs, diamonds, prankster gnomes, real creatures, conspiracy theories

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth about gnomes! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mystical creatures just waiting to be discovered. Ever wanted to catch a glimpse of a real-life gnome? Well, on our server, you just might!

Imagine the thrill of setting up traps and hunting down mischievous gnomes with your friends. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on as you search for these elusive creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find one hiding in your virtual house, just waiting to play tricks on you.

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of gnome hunting like never before. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have the thrill of catching a gnome in the act? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and start your epic gnome-hunting journey!

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Blocky Veins Server

circulatory issues, sedentary lifestyle, occupational hazards, recent findings, Server

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

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Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

Settled, Observation, dust, perspective, judgment

Bro, forget the dust, join this Minecraft server and let’s build a world where dust doesn’t even exist!

You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.

And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?

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DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

cognitive impairment, staff misconduct, Server, Australia Day, elderly care

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

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ParentalPadSleeps

face pain, Help, busy household, ParentalPadSleeps, children

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

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TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

series, long tail tags, streaming, Sci Fi, trending

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

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NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

pass, not for me, Free Items, Refuse, not interested

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

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VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

pneumonia in adults, pneumonia treatment, respiratory virus, pneumonia management, pneumonia awareness

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

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Viceanarchy server minecraft

Economy, Stable Server, Anarchy, freedom, strategy

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

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