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Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Towns Built:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5947
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9422
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Votes:	5954
Players Killed by Monsters:	5915	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6807

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO