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SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7935
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Votes:	3100
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Ores Mined:	1047
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3779	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	184	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5206
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8214
Mines Excavated:	4467	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4405	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.