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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4388	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Potions Brewed:	146
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Animals Bred:	173
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	6542
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	172
Enchantments Applied:	91	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1421	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mines Excavated:	2629	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!