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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
