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DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	741073	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7097	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3495

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8128	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ores Mined:	4229
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	5347	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	11

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!