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ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Votes:	2358
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2652
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	179	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Votes:	7397
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7388
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Buildings Constructed:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!

Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blocky Heroes: Save the Day on our Epic Minecraft Server!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of blowing off faces for the sake of freedom! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, battling dragons and building INSANE structures that defy the laws of physics.

Our server is filled with WACKY characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking llama who gives out quests to a dancing pig who can breakdance like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and find out why everyone is talking about the server where faces get blown off for freedom! And who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why that one guy’s face got blown off in the first place. It’s all part of the fun on our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server!