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Titanic Swim Club

artifact, club, cruise, Deep Sea, Disaster, Exploration, historical, History, iceberg, luxury, Maritime, maritime archaeology, memorial, Museum, Ocean, Shipwreck, swim, swimming, Titanic, Tragedy, Underwater, WRECKAGE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can still take a swim in the pools on the Titanic! We got time-traveling dolphins that will give you a ride to the past so you can experience the luxury of the doomed ship. And don’t worry about drowning, our magical mermaids will save you with their waterproof laptops. Plus, we have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the ghost of Jack and Rose. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest adventure of your life!

What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

anomaly, CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, Streamer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

CaseOh is a talented artist known for his unique blend of pop and electronic music. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has built a loyal following with his catchy hooks and infectious melodies. With a growing discography of hits, CaseOh continues to push the boundaries of his sound and carve out his own lane in the music industry.

A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join Discord
Running	1.21.1
Clients	No hack clients
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.

Q: What is the server’s location?

A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?

A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord

Passionate Nights Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Choice, decision, desire, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, Lust, Minecraft, misato, neon genesis evangelion, night, NIGHTS, passionate, passionate sex, Pleasure, Preference, Ritsuko, satisfaction, Server, temptation, ultimate desire, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between Misato and Ritsuko for a night of passionate sex… wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and crazy, you never know what might happen next. Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous adventures and meet the weirdest characters in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with Misato and Ritsuko! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, BIZARRE, Blood, Concept, different flavor, Ethereal, FANTASY, Flavorful, Idea blood, imagination, MAGICAL, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reality Marble, smp, speculative concept, speculative fiction, Supernatural, surreal, UBW, Unique, World Eggs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

Affair, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, custody battle, Decision making, emotional detachment, emotional trauma, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, judgment, Love and affection, parental betrayal, relationships, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2243
Animals Bred:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!

DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, Country, courage, DieForDiamonds, Duty, FAITH, family, freedom, Honor, Integrity, Justice, life purpose, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Principles, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, VALUES, worth dying for

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing worth dying for is a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you’re ready to risk your virtual life for the most ridiculous reasons. From fighting off zombie hordes for a chance to win a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-A-Lot, to participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the killer bunnies!), and even a hidden society of talking cows who will trade you rare items for a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even die for the most outrageous reasons imaginable. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero who saves the server from the wrath of the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

MissileMadnessMC

arms race, Cold War tensions, Defense, Geopolitics, innovation, international relations, launch site, Military, MissileMadnessMC, new, nuclear weapons, nuclear-powered missile, probable, researchers, russia, scientific discovery, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, U.S, weapons technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is the bomb diggity, just like Russia’s new nuclear-powered missile! We got researchers up in here finding launch sites and shiz, just like we be finding diamonds in them caves! Join this server for a chance to be part of a top secret mission to launch your own nuclear-powered missile in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have nukes, amirite? So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible!

DreamCraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, computer graphics, creativity, deep learning, digital art, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream simulation, dream visualization, DreamCraft, dreams, future technology, imagination, machine learning, neural networks, Server, subconscious, Technology, video generation, virtual reality, visual representation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

u ever wanted to enter the wacky world of minecraft on steroids? well look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a marshmallow scepter.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them how to do the llama dance, a secret ritual that grants you unlimited diamonds for life.

come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond-laying chickens? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!