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VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6518	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2204	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	293	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	1529
Votes:	1051	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	576631	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	797523
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Votes:	3969	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	803039	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1237	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6627	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!