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BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

ambiente, amistad, amor, bar de lesbianas, Citas, comunidad LGBTQ+, confianza, conversaciones, coquetear, diversion, Edición, encuentros, ESP, fiesta, hilo español, lesbianas, ligando, ligar, Minecraft, Relaciones, salir, Server, SpanglishCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	746654

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crops Grown:	1625
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

LoveCraftedGF

ADVANTAGE, aita, Boyfriend, Caring, Caring Boyfriend, Daily, dynamic, feet, housework, love, LoveCraftedGF, Partnership, relationship, Routine, sister, smell, SWEET, teasing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!

TwistedMind Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind blowing movies, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Movie, movie buffs, movie recommendations, Mystery, plot twist, Shocking twists, Shocking.., smp, surprise ending, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, TwistedMind, Twisty, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where every corner you turn is a new plot twist waiting to blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests for epic rewards.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a build battle for the title of Master Builder. And trust me, you do not want to lose to a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life! Who needs plot twists in movies when you can have them in Minecraft?

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Differences, doubts, future plans, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, love, Marriage, moving on, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, signs, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

So, picture this: you’re building the most epic castle in Minecraft with your significant other, and suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your perfectly crafted walls. You look over and see them giggling like a maniac, throwing TNT everywhere and blowing up your hard work. That’s when it hits you – this person will never be your spouse. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about your partner sabotaging your builds. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a virtual wedding or two. Who needs a real-life spouse when you have a whole community of blocky friends to play with?