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GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	1538
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1139	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	910

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	333	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation efforts, control, corporate responsibility, Damage, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, Energy companies, environmental damage, environmental impact, ethical practices, greenwashing, habitat loss, Natural resources, palm oil, tree planting, Treemendous, wildlife preservation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	560	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Towns Built:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	197
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ores Mined:	9323	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	6068
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Star Shards Collected:	237	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!