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Eye Spy Craft

10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5786	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

JavaJoltCraft

#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

BITBLOX

Economy, Multiplayer Survival Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Custom Adventure Pixelmon Faction Vanilla Hardcore Modded BedWars SkyWars Parkour Prison Quests

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

A fun server to play with your friends. Become the top money player on the server and dominate it.

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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7676	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	209
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	100	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	5350	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2770
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.