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Record Breaker Minecraft Server

Achievements, Breaker, GREATNESS, hidden skills, hidden talents, Individual, Minecraft, Personal Best, personal milestones, Potential, RECORD, record-breaking, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, Server, unacknowledged achievements, undiscovered abilities, unknown accomplishments, unrecognized talent, untapped potential, world records

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Celibate, celibate girl, Find, find girl, girl, Humanity, long tail tag, Minecraft, picrel, Save, save humanity, Server, task, tasked, year, year 2024

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	7559	New Chunks Explored:	633274

🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Divine Spears Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	7973	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Runes Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	90
Enchantments Applied:	83	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Votes:	9692
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	1244
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	283
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Potions Brewed:	177	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!