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LoliCraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Star Shards Collected:	105	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	245	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Items Found:	7710	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7283	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

FoXPlanet Minecraft server

Achievements, ADMIN, animation, BUILD, develop, donation, Equal, EXCITEMENT, Join, Minecraft, Players, Realism, Server, Settlements, strategies, Vanilla, voice chat, wipes, Wonderful world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server, where the admin team always listens to the wishes of the players and constantly introduces something new to improve the gaming experience. There is no donation on our server – all players are equal, and everyone can enjoy the game without any advantages.

We have a voice chat where you can chat with your friends and create new strategies in the game. We also have an animation plugin installed, which adds more realism and excitement to the game world.

And most importantly, there are no wipes on our server – you can build and develop your settlements without fear of losing all your achievements. Join us and plunge into the wonderful world of Minecraft with us!

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StabCraft Minecraft Server

american tourists, Asia, Attack, Caution, cautionary tale, China, crime, Foreign, FOUR AMERICANS, Incident, International, Minecraft, News, Safety, Server, stabbed, stabbed in China, StabCraft, thailand, Tourists, travel, travel advice, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!