| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5010 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9550 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3471 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2784 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1790 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
