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Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	2874
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9893	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8609	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	595712	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2623	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!