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ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

bbw, big, big girls, blocks, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy, desensitized, disgustingly beautiful, extreme weight gain, fat, lard filled, MinecraftMadness, obese, overweight, Players, plus size, self love, SSBBW, super size, thicc, USSBBW

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	2696
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	3043	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8809	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9693
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	421	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2232	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3496
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!