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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2119 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?