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Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Votes:	7604
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3805
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!