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ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, griefGONE, Grieving Process, gross, Jealousy, late fiancé, love, Memories, Moving, Phobia, relationship, Respect, sentimental attachment, Support, throwaway, toenail, ToenailTossinBF, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Farms Harvested:	412
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

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Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

administrators, bedrock, building, Cake, DDOS, discord server, Earth, Events, Experience, Factions, Fight, HACKING, Kingdom, Lore, members, nation, Peace, Platform, plug ins, Realm, Roleplay, smp, Survival, TAKEOVER, Vanilla, War, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, BondCraft, bonding in humans, conditions, design, destroy, Destroyed, happen, hitler, humans, Jews, Minecraft, Nature, Once, Pair bonding, Phenomenon, ruined, save us, Server, SIMILAR, society, tried, Virgins

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

Actor, Ash Williams, B movies, Beloved, bruce campbell, BruceCampbellSMPWinker, cartoonish, comedy, cult classic, cult favorite, era, Evil Dead, Horror, iconic, leading man, style performances, TALENTED, Underrated, unfairly shunned, Versatile, winking at the audience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3081
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7548	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

avoid scams, beware of scams, deceptive marketing, deceptive practices, fake opportunities, false promises, financial fraud, financial traps, Fools, fraud, fraudulent schemes, get rich quick, GOLD, hidden scams, internet fraud, investment scam, money laundering, online scam, phishing scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, scam, ScamCraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.